Ferrari 550

It was one of those surprise phone calls that sounds too good to be true: 'Hi Harry, do you want us to give your car a special treatment that'll mean you'll never have to clean it again?'

Now, as the rest of the team will testify, I have a long-standing aversion to cleaning cars. In fact I think it's some kind of medical condition. The symptoms are a general lack of enthusiasm to start the process, an allergic reaction to being soaked by a leaky pressure washer, and a bad case of tennis elbow if I apply any sort of polish to the paintwork. Naturally, a mechanical car wash is out of bounds to a Ferrari, so the only time the 550 ever gets properly cleaned is when it goes in for a service.

'Bring your car down to our new depot in Docklands,' said my new best friend, 'and we'll give your Ferrari the full Permagard treatment.'

So last week I found myself in a corner of London's Docklands that one day will be the epicentre of the London Olympics; in the meantime, tucked behind the City Airport is Permagard's first outlet in the UK. In charge of marketing is Mike Perry, who's the guy Horacio Pagani engaged to tell the world about his new supercar way back in 1998, hence the reason I'm taking Permagard a little more seriously than I might have done.

'The treatment originates from some boffins in the South of France who were looking for a treatment that would give boats more protection against the elements,' Mike explains. 'They came up with this 'Reactive Polymer' treatment that lasts way longer than conventional silicon polishes. Once the first Permagard has been applied, an annual top-up keeps the paintwork in perfect condition.'

It's a brave boast but, interestingly, London's normally cynical black cab community have already given it the thumbs up; their cabs' soft, black paintwork has always been a pain to keep clean.

It takes at least four hours to apply Permagard, starting with a water-based de-oxidising agent before the secret P5000 Polymer treatment can be applied. Unlike conventional wax-based treatments there is no T-Cutting to remove oxidisation so all the original paint remains (Permagard is widely used in aviation circles where a check on paint depth is part of the annual MOT- type examination).

The treatment costs around £140, the annual top-up £65. The immediate results are astonishing, with a glassy finish that beats anything I've seen before, though the real test is the coming months. If you want to find out more, visit
www.permagard.info. And if it continues to work, expect to see a little-used power washer on eBay in a few months' time.

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