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Porsche 911 Carrera 2

Bastards! I think that just about says it all, really. Quite what 'MINE BITCH' is meant to signify I'm not sure, but no doubt it was hilarious at the time. Just imagine the talent it took to key such a witty message into the bonnet of the 911. Imagine the Neanderthal grunts of approval from his chums, the swooning ladies mesmerised by such comic genius... and the bill we're now facing to get the bonnet resprayed.

Bastards! I think that just about says it all, really. Quite what 'MINE BITCH' is meant to signify I'm not sure, but no doubt it was hilarious at the time. Just imagine the talent it took to key such a witty message into the bonnet of the 911. Imagine the Neanderthal grunts of approval from his chums, the swooning ladies mesmerised by such comic genius... and the bill we're now facing to get the bonnet resprayed.

Running Costs

Date acquiredAugust 2005
Total mileage89,129
Costs this month£0 - yet
Mileage this month1178
MPG this month23.7mpg
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